losing friends because of veganism?
more like taking out the trash later losers
White people a few years later: omg this tastes sooo good and it's soooooo healthy
White people a few centuries later: ...and that's how we invented tofu, gumbo, curry, and dulce de leche!
hey does anybody have any ideas for a Halloween costume for me?
*throws in big words mid sentence so u know i fuck wit books*
sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad
U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself